So I've been doing this cab driving thing for a fair number weeks and I gotta say, damn Heritage, you have way more drunkards than I expected! Way to be smart drunkards and avoid DUIs, though! I am at your service! You're also a town of generous tippers, that's why I let you pick the radio station on your drive.
[private to Leah]
I think it might be appropriate to finally tell you, I'm a dad. Can you believe that shit? Ok, see ya later![/private]